*me pinching nose* "Stinky City!" *bro. rolls his eyes*
	*parents trying 2 understand the map**truck drives by**beep beep beep beep beep* HEY!
	THE 2 TOWERS! *me, shouting* LOOK, KOTO, IT'S ORTHANC!  AND THERE'S BARAD-DUR!  THE 2 TOWERS HAVE COME 2 TOWN! *brother* WE have come 2 town, dummy.
	Bus lanes, ONLY??
	*wooowoowooooo* Confusin roads!!
	Look, it's the first arc, er, i mean bridge
	Cocktail spillin all o'er the place!!